Joke of the Day
Boricua (Puertorican)
One day a Florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he
goes
to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept
money from you. I am doing a community service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
barber
goes to open his shop, there is thank you card and dozen roses waiting
at
his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the
cut.
But the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I
am
doing a community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The
next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card
and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Puerto Rican goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
after
the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing community service."
The Puerto Rican is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber
goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there?
...... A dozen Puerto Ricans waiting for a free haircut!!!
Thought of the Day
Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what your government is doing to you.
-Joseph Sobran
